H: Remind me if I forget.
Y: How will I know if you forget?
H: Forget what?
Y: To remind you of what you forgot.
H: How would I know if I forgot?
Y: Because you told me to remind you to remember.
H: To remember what?
Y: Whatever it is that you forgot.
H: How am I supposed to remember what I forgot.
Y: Well, I’m reminding you to remember, just like you told me.
H: I forgot what I told you to remind me of.
Y: You told me to remind you if you forget.
H: Forget what?
Y: You weren’t specific. Forget it.
H: I can’t forget it.
Y: Why not?
H: Because you just reminded me to remember whatever it is that I forgot.
Y: So you remember?
H: Remember what?
Y: Whatever it is that you forgot.
H: How could I forget?
Y: It just happens.
H: What just happens?
Y: I forget.