{"id":434,"date":"2016-10-24T06:32:43","date_gmt":"2016-10-24T06:32:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/?p=434"},"modified":"2016-11-12T19:46:23","modified_gmt":"2016-11-12T19:46:23","slug":"improbability","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/2016\/10\/24\/improbability\/","title":{"rendered":"Improbability"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span><pre>Improbability drive finally kicked into high gear?\r\nHas the world flipped on its head so that sun rises in the west?\r\nIs the 12th of Never a fall day in 2016?\r\nHas the entropy of hell sufficiently lowered for a snowball fight?\r\nHave geneticists developed a flying pig?\r\nWill monkeys fly out of my butt?\r\nOr the Cubs win the series?<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>Improbability drive finally kicked into high gear? Has the world flipped on its head so that sun rises in the west? Is the 12th of Never a fall day in 2016? Has the entropy of hell sufficiently lowered for a snowball fight? Have geneticists developed a flying pig? Will monkeys fly out of my butt? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=434"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":435,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/434\/revisions\/435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}