{"id":566,"date":"2017-08-25T21:15:19","date_gmt":"2017-08-25T21:15:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/?p=566"},"modified":"2017-08-25T21:15:19","modified_gmt":"2017-08-25T21:15:19","slug":"dont-cook-your-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/2017\/08\/25\/dont-cook-your-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Cook Your Balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span><p>Don&#8217;t cook your balls<br \/>\nThey aren&#8217;t that tasty<br \/>\nIf you keep them safe<br \/>\nThey make you a baby<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t cook your balls<br \/>\nWhen its time to play<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll need all your courage<br \/>\nIf you want to get laid<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t cook your balls<br \/>\nAnd feed &#8217;em to a lady<br \/>\nShe&#8217;ll shit them out<br \/>\nLike they were gravy<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t cook your balls<br \/>\nWhen it&#8217;s your time to go<br \/>\nIf the alternative<br \/>\nis to die painfully slow<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>Don&#8217;t cook your balls They aren&#8217;t that tasty If you keep them safe They make you a baby Don&#8217;t cook your balls When its time to play You&#8217;ll need all your courage If you want to get laid Don&#8217;t cook your balls And feed &#8217;em to a lady She&#8217;ll shit them out Like they were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=566"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":567,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/566\/revisions\/567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}