{"id":881,"date":"2019-04-24T06:38:26","date_gmt":"2019-04-24T06:38:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/?p=881"},"modified":"2020-10-27T03:35:05","modified_gmt":"2020-10-27T03:35:05","slug":"eelectric-twins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/2019\/04\/24\/eelectric-twins\/","title":{"rendered":"Eelectric Twins"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>\n<p>It&#8217;s a foregone conclusion,<br>\nwho would win,<br>\nwhen electric animals,<br>\nmeet their electric twins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If a platypus,<br>\nmet a hungry eel,<br>\nEelectric battery,<br>\nwould make it a meal.<br>\nThe electric duck bill,<br>\nwould voltaically sense,<br>\nThe high voltage taser,<br>\nelectrically intense.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As the eel ingested,<br>\nthe pus it sucked,<br>\nFortified with flavor,<br>\nof electrified duck.<br>\nFatty beaver tail,<br>\nand seared otter fur,<br>\nA venomous snakebite,<br>\nfrom its hind spur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A nasty spur snakebite,<br>\nwould leave a bad taste,<br>\nTearing at eel insides,<br>\nlaying them to waste.<br>\nThe poisonous needle,<br>\nwould give a nasty prick,<br>\nInjecting the eel,<br>\nfatally sick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s a foregone conclusion,<br>\nwho would win,<br>\nWhen electric animals,<br>\nmeet their electric twins.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>It&#8217;s a foregone conclusion, who would win, when electric animals, meet their electric twins. If a platypus, met a hungry eel, Eelectric battery, would make it a meal. The electric duck bill, would voltaically sense, The high voltage taser, electrically intense. As the eel ingested, the pus it sucked, Fortified with flavor, of electrified duck. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=881"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":882,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881\/revisions\/882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetembo.com\/clip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}